By Cam
Survival Bros has a yard sale. Would you buy any of this junk? I made under $300 in two days.
I’m such a hoarder. However, I will be donating a bunch of stuff to charity. What’s your favorite organization to give to? You’re welcome to send me a donation via PayPal to camthecuddler@gmail.com Help keep me on the road. Make sure to subscribe to our newsletter with your email on the left side of the screen. More on YouTube and CuddleLife.com
By Cam The Cuddler
I have an empty seat in my van. Maybe you can help me fill the position. Think you have what it takes to #survive vanlife? Here’s a few of my requirements for the role of superstar gypsy. Comment if there should be other tasks.
1. Must keep it (van) oiled. However, I may need sunscreen applied to my body as well to protect from harmful UV radiation.
2. Have to be on lookout for nude sunbathing locations. Obviously.
3. Should be generous…ready to give what you can to people and animals in need. We will be hugging trees too here in Oregon.
4. Light Navigation. Don’t disract me. Know your right from left?
5. Needs to be able to spot garage sales on weekends. I get first dibs on manly stuff.
Bonus if you’re athletic, have a driver’s license, and smell wonderful most of the time. Inexperience not required, but preferred. This adds to sense of adventure I think, as we try new things.
To apply to become a traveller, email me about yourself with a picture. In all honesty, I would like to meet a healthy girl to love on. I live a fun and wild life, and I’d like to share the journey with a nugget. Hit on me, or just send a nice note of platonic encouragement. thesurvivalbros@gmail.com
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More coming soon: Stay tuned! Survival Bros traded the Mustang for another Adventure Van #vanlife The new ride is packed with camping gear, food, and tools to survive life on the road. Comment with your summer plans. Hope to see you at the hot springs of the #PNW #HUGS CuddleLife.com
Recently The Police terrorized my hometown of Seaside, Oregon (article) by setting off the emergency warning system. This spread #fakenews to citizens, proclaiming that a tsunami wave would hit the city in four hours. It was a false alarm. (KGW Video)
This was similar to the incorrect incoming ballistic missile alert issued in Hawaii, which had everyone panicking and taking precautions…Parents were putting children in storm drains.
These two major mistakes prove there is no authority on anything, and officials don’t exist. Public figures care less about you, and your safety than you do. It’s a paycheck for them. So make your own survival kits.
How can you trust the government when they can’t even get it right when there’s no disaster? Officials won’t be there for you during an emergency. You need your own training, plan, team, and gear to adapt and overcome. Hawaiians had no idea what was really happening for 38 excruciating minutes. They were led to believe they were all about to die, and there was nothing they could do about it. No tips. Just threats.
People are pushing the wrong buttons alright. Buttons they don’t have the training to use properly, or the desire to carefully watch over. Heads should roll in these public offices. But they will blame funding, and take more money from you instead. You can’t rely on the government for anything but failures, without accountability.
“BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.” – Liars
Link: Another false alarm siren sounds at Shearon Harris Nuclear Power Plant in N.C!
Officials fail the public in Japan too in this WARNING.
Breaking News – Accuweather Issues fake Tsunami Warning to East Coast and Caribbean…
Will the fear tactics and incompetence ever end? Stay tuned to #survivalbros for the latest #realnews
By Cameron McKirdy
Dear Journal,
Ahhhh….I’m resting in the Mustang. I drove all Summer. Circling the Pacific Northwest. Treasure hunting. Of course I found some. Here’s my Summer recap and news update.
My home State of Oregon has been burning. Roads closed, blocked off by Federal Forest Patrol. Ash fallen. Simultaneously, the solar eclipse brought cold, darkness, and silence. It looked like the end of the world here. Plus, The Authorities of Everything decided to ban fire. So creating light, warmth, drinkable water, and cooking food is prohibited. Camp on their terms. Others really do know what’s best for me…On top of natural disasters, and galactic phenomenon, economic collapse is underway, with Bitcoin and crytocurrency prices skyrocketing. Trust in traditional markets and pundits eroding. And Hollywood is dying, being sold to Chinese companies. Tinseltown Has Fallen
Meanwhile, The Internet, aka Google, continues to censor real information in live time, and hack Patriots. For example: YouTube has been deleting comments, views, and likes from my videos. Subscribe to Survival Bros while you still can. Also, my laptop was being hacked mid upload while posting a video about the blatant censorship of real news. I had to sell my computer thanks to Google trolls. Now I switch devices monthly. More precaucions against Big Brother will be taken. This is an informaion war. Are you in it? Don’t say you do not have anything to hide. This is a freedom and privacy issue. Don’t stand by, fight for your rights so humanity has some in the future. Another tactic Google uses is to bury New Media, so truth doesn’t appear in their curated trending section, and won’t be placed in the biased “News Carousel” either. Or “Gulag”, I mean Google, will put videos in “restricted mode” or private so it’s not monetized, and difficult to find and watch. You have to pay to play. You’re being censored, and managed too! Aware? Twitter and Facebook are guilty as well. It’s almost time to stop using these social media platforms in exchange for decentralized applications that promote free speech, your fundamental human right.
FACT: The Survival Bros Twitter account was attacked by The Russians. Twitter emailed me about the login attempt…Maybe they want Uranium. I don’t have any! And I don’t know of anybody with the stuff either. Quit asking. #Russia
So what else have I, Cam The Cuddler been busy doing? Soo much. I worked off the rent balance for my storage units by helping the manager paint rotten boards, and cleaning gutters. It didn’t take more that two hours to earn a few hundred bucks of credit, but something terrible happened in the process. White paint drifted, and dotted my black car. It wasn’t far away, and the guy with the paint sprayer gun didn’t get close enough to the surface of the wood. Now I get to buff out the 1999 Survival Bros Mustang. Speaking of Bettie, she’s running on a spare donut tire. And I was trying not to attract cops. I need a full set of tires, which will cost me around $400! Plus, the front breaks are squealing, and a belt sqeeking. Time to hustle. U
Bummers like this maintenance bill can sting, so travelers must boost moral. Adventure music helps uplift the spirit. I bought a Back to The Future cassette for the Ford. I got it at a garage sale for 25 cents. Movie soundtracks are a blast driving to! Of course I like meeting buddies, catching up, and playing games with them. Poker anyone? Another: Cop Trainer 2, is a classic video game shooter that keeps me sharp. Blasting killer robots is a realistic and stimulating simulation at the arcade.
Scoring free samples around town is also amusing. I hit Costco, hotels for free coffee, and gift shops along the coast to try cheeses, dips, and sauces, (not to mention beer and wine tastings). Dipping complimentary pretzels gets stale, but once I did try a Grimm Reaper jelly with a date. She couldn’t handle the heat!!! We ran to a Gelato store where she demanded free samples. Four little spoons later, life goes on for gypsies.
I’m riding solo once again. No girlfriends. No dog. Just my racing mind, in a fast car; trying to stay grounded. I’ve been doing a good job taking care of myself. I needed alone time after this last relationship. My company now is mainly comedians on podcasts I download. However, I visit grandma frequently at a home, and tell the captive captivated old farts my adventures. Nobody knows how I do it. Living with little money, and no place to call Home. I just make it happen, and continue to raise my RPMs. Granny and I watched Mr. Bean. She stockpiles extra mandarin oranges in her room from dinner.
Shoutout: I’m so grateful to my fans. Almost daily now, people write me and tell me they saw me on VICELAND’s Abandonded episode 5 “Nuclear Waste”. I love hearing about the impact I’ve had on their life. Many were inspired to travel, or try the #vanlife out. Others kindly shared that they made a survival kit because they saw me do it. Go, and prep my friends. I love you all. Keep me in your hearts, and on your browser. I have so much to share. I’d like to hear from you directly. Email me here: camthecuddler@gmail.com I don’t use a phone anymore. I’m sure I’ve missed texts from friends. But I’m here to find. Hugs.
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Watch and learn how to get a free home, vehicle, or abandoned trailer like this one I found. It was left on a back road in Oregon. If someone doesn’t claim it by the posted time on the public notice, then it will be towed and impounded. To get a free house, etc. just call the Sheriff and tell the police it’s yours now, and you will be taking responsibility of ownership.
I could put this on a friend’s property, or pay only $35 per month to store it locally. Decisions…Decisions…and here I am blogging about it.
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By Cam The Professional Cuddler
Hello Friends,
In this Survival Bros vlog I visit a gym to use a free trial membership. Really, I just wanted to use the sauna and shower at no cost. I encourage you to ask more, and see what you can get in life.
Using an infrared sauna will get rid of toxins, open pores, and relax tense muscles. It was hot as Vegas, but I loved IT. I lasted 25 minutes. No idea what the temperature was! After this I drove my new Mustang to Portland to hustle at pawn shops and thrift stores. I forget what I found…but I’ll find it again. ha
Best Wishes from Oregon,
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By Cameron McKirdy
Learn how to get freebies from companies by asking for products. Cam with #SurvivalBros shows you free supplement and food samples received via the mail in this HD video haul, mail call vlog. He either called customer service, or wrote each marketing department an email with a request. They want to know about your social media impact, and what you do! You can also ask for valuable coupons to save even more money when shopping.
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See how I score a free haircut from a #SportClips store in #Oregon Make sure to SUBSCRIBE to Survival Bros on YouTube, and FOLLOW us on Instagram.
Here’s a picture BEFORE I got my complementary trim. I was happy to find a coupon in a grocery store! What an improvement, huh? Man my hair grows fast. I need a cut every 2 weeks.
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