By Cam The Cuddler
I have an empty seat in my van. Maybe you can help me fill the position. Think you have what it takes to #survive vanlife? Here’s a few of my requirements for the role of superstar gypsy. Comment if there should be other tasks.
1. Must keep it (van) oiled. However, I may need sunscreen applied to my body as well to protect from harmful UV radiation.
2. Have to be on lookout for nude sunbathing locations. Obviously.
3. Should be generous…ready to give what you can to people and animals in need. We will be hugging trees too here in Oregon.
4. Light Navigation. Don’t disract me. Know your right from left?
5. Needs to be able to spot garage sales on weekends. I get first dibs on manly stuff.
Bonus if you’re athletic, have a driver’s license, and smell wonderful most of the time. Inexperience not required, but preferred. This adds to sense of adventure I think, as we try new things.
To apply to become a traveller, email me about yourself with a picture. In all honesty, I would like to meet a healthy girl to love on. I live a fun and wild life, and I’d like to share the journey with a nugget. Hit on me, or just send a nice note of platonic encouragement. thesurvivalbros@gmail.com
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Survival Bros by Cameron McKirdy 